What new hair style should Bert go for?

Bert's ladies complain about the rash the current style brings. Something queef proof too would be good. Bert thanks you.What new hair style should Bert go for?
dreadsWhat new hair style should Bert go for?
Go short so I can enjoy the sensation of your stubble when you are between my thighs.



If it closely matches your face you can surprise me with changing textures, chin stubble, lips, mouth, tongue, head stubble.
Bert would look extra psycho with a punk style :)

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I think Bert should get The Posh, and some highlights.





We'll make him----A METROSEXUAL!





Come on, Bert. It could happen.

We could do this.





I'll start shopping for pink skinny jeans.
hmmm...



crazy gelled spikes everywhere died red, blue and green with some glitter

or maybe a Elvis style hairstyle in blonde

maybe a shaved head he'll look like David Becham

the ladies and the men will love him
I like this one......



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Well Bert it looks like you still have the Pineapple do...so I'm thinking perhaps a Mohican or Mullett...nice!
Mr.Clean style ..yes even the earring.
mohawk!
mohwak
The Michael Jackson Pepsi Do, you want a light?
A well styled comb over should do it.
Try dreadlocks or just shave it off!
mullet

it's a classic
Grow it long
A spiked mohawk....dyed purple.
toupe